my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend
“sure thing baby ;)” i say to you. you think i have just used “baby” as a term of endearment, but in reality babies are dumb and loud and obnoxious. i have insulted you and you dont even realize it. take that Society
LIKE WHAT IF FROM BIRTH WE WERE ALL ASSIGNED A UNIQUE IDENTIFIER THAT SET US APART KINDA LIKE OUR URLS
Nurse: Congratulations! What are you going to name her?
(Source: londoncornershop, via dontoverthinkjustletitgo56)
*snapchats you back 5 days later when I look cute*
i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.
That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve read
This needs to get passed around more
(Source: artfucker1996, via slowlyturninginsane)